hustlin'

bon scandies singing rick ross tunes is always gonna be a banger


have patience dear friends it gets good halfway through

deliciously decadent

oh david you dog. he's got me again. he really just has got it all down to a T.

lover, do you want chevre?

whilst living in barcelona, i had a flat mate from LA. He was like no other american i have met, and we spent many joyous days laughing in our apartment while the man from upstairs treid to smoke us out by lighting our curtains on fire, but thats another story...When i showed him my really good 'the hills' american accent and he laughed i knew we were going to be joined at the comedy hip from then on. this is one of the moments we shared together, along with our dear roomie/homie Maria...


enjoy lovers x

democracy never looked so good...

i am a great enthusiast of all things rome. it all started with gladiator. my dad made watched that film more times than i care to count, and the sound track has had quite the bashing too. WE LOVE LATIN! then there was ROME, the tv series around 05/06. what a banger. and now, there is another series to grace our screens...its porn for the classics fiend...and oh, ZENA WARRIOR PRINCESS IS IN IT...type cast? NEVER.

Now, THAT's outta order!

now, what i am about to share with you is a right old cracker!
it is wrong on every level but more than amusing so its got my vote. i would really love to know how the whole thing is constructed. does this one man go on muff missions across the globe in pursuit of the 'almighty muff'...or is it a team of menacing muff nuts? god only knows...but its bloody genius
i challenge you to
GUESS HER MUFF! here

(all morals must be left at the door upon entering the site)

i'm gonna LICK u off rudeboi

just. genius.

brilliant

this story is too funny. what a joker. what a whore. click here

mr blobby's furry cousin

haha

CHEESE AND CRACKERS...

even more bloody cheeesyness from tekka. this is next level though! ha. if only it had that 'i wanna get freaky with you' tune. crying shame! get the bad boy here

01. James Brown - It's A Man's World (Parker Remix)
02. Bobby Caldwell - What You Won't Do For Love (DZ Remix)
03. Decree - Do You Remember
04. David Guetta - Love Don't Let Me Go (Critical Noise Remix)
05. DeadMau5 - I Remember (Caspa Remix)
06. Charlie P - Over The Rainbow
07. Bob Marley - Is This Love (Lojik Remix)
08. Jahdan Blakkamoore - The General (Noah D Remix)
09. Faithless - You're The Sun To Me (Emalkay Remix)
10. Sidney Samson - Riverside (Breakage Remix)
11. Major Lazer - Pon De Floor (TRiLLBASS Remix)
12. Evil Nine - They Live (Alkaseltza Remix)
13. Kosheen - Catch U (Symbl Remix)
14. MGMT - Kids (Bukez Finezt Remix)
15. Britney Spears - 3 (Tekka Remix)
16. Isaac Hayes - Walk On By (DZ Remix)

add this song

this bad boy has got me. too euphoric. can't handle it.
and the guy in it looks like my mate nick hughes. que beau!

cheeze

it's common knowledge that i am a great zealot of all things cheesy. A personal favorite is a crumbly wensleydale or a soft goats cheese. but today it is the cheesyness in music that i am praising. this is CHEESY and GOOD.

b o o g e y n i g h t s

tasty little mix...
love that xx remix and there is another florence and the machine remix in there too. the source original is just too good not to be remade! click here for a free download. cheers get darker.

1.The Source Featuring Candi Stanton - You Got The Love
2.Florence + The Machine - You've Got The Love (The xx Remix)
2.Joy Orbison- Hyph Mngo
4.The Silkie-Beauty
5.Deadmau5 - Ghosts N' Stuff (Nero Remix)
6.Dj Madd - Someone (Breakage Remix)
7.Loz Contreras - Liberta
8.Kryptic Minds - Si...x Degrees
9.Indigo & Synkro - Turning
10.DJ Fresh - Heavyweight (Benny Page Remix)
11.Cotti - Rise The Temperature
12.Slof man & Jor-one - Rabbit Heart remix
13.Freeland - Do You - Joker Remix
14.Starkey feat. Durrty Goodz - Gutter Music
15.Gemmy - Rainbow Rd.
16.Pinch - Get Up (Jack Sparrow mix)
17.The Bug Featuring Flowdan - Ganja
18.Chromeo - Night By Night (Skream Remix)
19.MarchMellow - Reel Simple
20.Breakage - Higher
21.Doctor P - Sweetshop
22.REDLIGHT - Feel So Good (Wine Up Yr Body)
23.The Prodigy - Warrior's Dance (Benga Remix)
24.Sub Focus - Last Jungle
25.NumberNin6 - Breathe Remix
26.ENIGMA - We Come One
27.Skream & Cluekid - Sandsnake (Goth-Trad Remix)
28.Simian Mobile Disco -Cruel Intentions (Joker Remix)
29.Breakage ft. David Rodigan & Newham Generals - Hard
30.Skream -What Did He Say
31.Pinch ft Rudey Lee -One Blood, One Source (Distance Remix)
32.Feist - My Moon, My Man (DZ Remix)
33.Instra:mental - No Future (Skream Remix)
34.Emalkay - When I Look At You (Sduk Remix)
35.Nneka - Heartbeat (Chase & Status Remix)
36.Deadmau5 & Kaskade - I Remember (Caspa Remix)
37.Von D - show me

snow is revisions ruin.

the snow.
England has gone mad. apparently we are all going to die because there is a shortage of grit and gas. oh good. well i will die happy, listening to this rockwell mix whilst i revise for my imminent examinations. sort it out Gordon.

below: created by myself and bailes. what a looker.

BONJOUR 2010!

a very happy new year. its going to be an eventful year. i can feeeeel it in me bones.